I received this exciting email from DNAgal, winner in the contest and creator of "Peanuthin"
How exciting! I knew that I could win if I only put in enough entries! I didn't even vote for myself! or anyone else for that matter! (Although I did really like obeserific)
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go get my sequined gown dry cleaned and make an appointment for hair and make up for the awards show. Will it be broadcast live? How much time do I have to work on my acceptance speech?
Hmmn. Acceptance speech key elements: 1. Express total self-effacing surprise at being selected. 2. Comment on weight of award statue or in this case, 1/2 full box of candy 3. Thank deity of choice. 4. Thank the judges 5. Thank my agent, lawyer and hairstylist 6. Dedicate award to dead relative 7. Direct vague yet wordy inspirational statement to my young fans that gets drowned out by the "get-off-the-stage orchestra" 8. Forget to thank spouse (particularly bad given that he voted for me) and engineer pathetic post-show backstage press conference gushing session about how wonderful he is and how I can't believe that I forgot to thank him onstage, while making a mental note to give him a blowjob later to make up for it.
"Sherman is the 21st Century version of a kick-ass 60's creative director, he knows just enough about each channel to be dangerous, focused on innovation."
Mike Lanzi President of Strawberry Frog
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"Tom has been a secret creative weapon with me in two different companies and in both cases we either won new business or knocked work out of the park. And, he can do ANYTHING. Write, design, shoot, edit, code, plan, think and sell."
Bill Power Executive Vice President Worldwide Account Director BBDO New York
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"Me thinks you are an evil genius." -Kerry Quinn CFO Strawberry Frog
Fantastic Art/Creative Director... Does great work, thinks big. If I won the Powerball Jackpot and was starting my own agency he would be the first person at whom I would throw obscene amounts of money... Voted best abs in digital, conect and RMG is successive years.
-Jason English Writer
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"Just read Science vs Art. Beautiful. I want your babies."
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I received this exciting email from DNAgal, winner in the contest and creator of "Peanuthin"
How exciting! I knew that I could win if I only put in enough entries! I
didn't even vote for myself! or anyone else for that matter! (Although I
did really like obeserific)
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go get my sequined gown dry cleaned and
make an appointment for hair and make up for the awards show. Will it be
broadcast live? How much time do I have to work on my acceptance speech?
Hmmn. Acceptance speech key elements:
1. Express total self-effacing surprise at being selected.
2. Comment on weight of award statue or in this case, 1/2 full box of candy
3. Thank deity of choice.
4. Thank the judges
5. Thank my agent, lawyer and hairstylist
6. Dedicate award to dead relative
7. Direct vague yet wordy inspirational statement to my young fans that gets drowned out by the "get-off-the-stage orchestra"
8. Forget to thank spouse (particularly bad given that he voted for me) and engineer pathetic post-show backstage press conference gushing session about how wonderful he is and how I can't believe that I forgot to thank him onstage, while making a mental note to give him a blowjob later to make up
for it.
Gee, who knew a real life incident could turn into a case of sugary horror. Perhaps you should send my case to BBDO who lost the account.
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