Saturday, November 04, 2006

Win a Complete Skin Transplant

Performed by doctors in Switzerland!

Alright. I'm just kidding, but I've always thought that "a complete skin transplant " is a hilarious idea and would make for a great hoax.

Vaseline is the latest marketer to do a boring "share your thoughts/feelings" interactive concept. It's called Skin Voice. These are so boring they must have been written by copywriters forced to work on this silly thing. How about some stories by burn victims, people infected by Ebola or a scarred supermodel who was the victim of a slashing. These people could tell you something about "what skin means to them". (The basis of Existentialism is that we don't know what we have until it's gone.)

All of these bad participatory concepts are wasting oxygen and making it harder and harder for well-executed ones to exist. Please stop.

SEE ALSO My post on the Secret Deodorant "Secrets" website.

A medical concept I am serious about is Elective Dialysis

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