Thursday, August 23, 2007

A Lesson In Mathematics

OK. Here are a few amusing excerpts from soemthing a coworker fwd'd to me.


ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy




GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.




APPEARANCE

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.




PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.




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