Tuesday, November 13, 2007

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

One of the greatest movie lines of all time, from Zoolander:

Here is a roundup of the worlds crazyness for you. Happy Tuesday:

Police charge Boy George
LONDON (Reuters) - Police charged pop singer Boy George with false imprisonment on Tuesday after he allegedly chained a man to a wall at his London home.

Hide your old pills in poop, government says
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Got some leftover drugs -- the kind that someone else might want to use, such as painkillers or stimulants? Wrap them up in used kitty litter or other pet droppings, the government advises.

A pilot program at the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration is looking at ways people can safely dispose of unused prescription drugs that are liable to be abused.

The Food and Drug Administration recommends flushing some of the most dangerous ones down the toilet, including the strong, addictive painkillers oxycodone and fentanyl and stimulants such as methylphenidate.

But environmentalists worry about the effects on fish and amphibians.

Here is the gem quote from this article: "Of course some people do not drink coffee. But maybe they have a pet ferret."
Who writes this shit???

Cleaver-Wielding Ex-Girlfriend Shot In Chest
ST. FRANCISVILLE, La. -- A cleaver-wielding ex-girlfriend was shot in the chest at her former boyfriend's home in West Feliciana Parish.

West Feliciana Parish sheriff's officials said Davis kicked in the door of her former boyfriend's trailer. Investigators said he was in the bedroom with his new girlfriend when Davis, carrying a meat cleaver, stormed into the room.
The new girlfriend was cut with the cleaver, and then she reportedly pulled out a pistol and shot Davis in the chest.

And finally Andy Rooney suggesting that "Negro" is a perfectly good alternative to the word "African American".

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