I have a crocodile fetish. I also have a beautiful red crocodile belt that Kobe56 refers to as my "man-whore" belt. Wow. Just now, Kathryn texted me: "got a smile, crocodile". (It was in response to the "what's the word, thunderbird" I had sent her earlier.
I have a strange spiritual affinity to crocodiles. In fact the working title of my memoirs is: Tears of a Crocodile Clown.
This is my favorite scene for the movie The Krays.
In other crocodile related news:
Dentists win Lacoste crocodile logo battle