It's rare that I write about myself in this blog but I've decided to post an excerpt from my ongoing memoirs project "Tears of a Crocodile Clown".
When I was about 7 years old my grandfather gave me what I believed was a burgundy smoking jacket. In retrospect I have no idea what it really was. It could have been a maroon bathrobe... or maybe even a dog blanket. My imagination at the time had no bounds.
During those elementary school years, when I was home sick from school, I had a very specific routine. On the small black and white television set in the bedroom that I shared with my younger brother I would tune into "Bill Kennedy at the Movies". Bill Kennedy was a former actor that in his later years would host an afternoon show that featured vintage movies. At commercial breaks, Bill would take calls from fans and throw out bits of trivia about the actors and film.
I would sit, perched on the top bunk of our bunk bed, wearing my burgundy smoking jacket at watching Bill Kennedy at the movies. I would have my mother prepare and bring up to me tea, with milk and sugar and toast, buttered and cut into 4 aristocratic triangles.
Spread out before me on the bunk would be National Geographic magazines. While I sipped my tea and watched "Bill Kennedy" I would peruse through the magazines imagining they were "reports" from all corners of the world about the people that I'd conquered.
My ambitions have been growing ever since.