Saturday, April 26, 2008

For Children

Via NPR: My Beautiful Mommy an illustrated storybook you can use to explain your rhinoplasty or breast augmentation to your children.






But Dr. Michael Alexander Salzhauer, a plastic surgeon from Florida, is a fan of honesty. He has written a children's book, My Beautiful Mommy, that bluntly explains it all.

What are children to think when their mother's nose suddenly gets smaller, her breasts bigger, or her belly flatter? How should parents explain the changes?

Some prefer fantasy — "it was a mysterious gift from Santa Claus" — or lies — "Mommy needed a smaller nose in order to breathe better, Honey."

But Dr. Michael Alexander Salzhauer, a plastic surgeon from Florida, is a fan of honesty. He has written a children's book, My Beautiful Mommy, that bluntly explains it all.




Westchester Ordered to Pay $2,500 to Pedophile Clown
That seems like a lot to pay for a clown to molest your children no matter what zip code you live in.



The above painting "Pogo and Clown Skull" is by serial killer John Wayne Gacey. In addition to painting clowns he enjoyed performing as one.

All clowns "register" their unique clown face. If your going to hire one and let them into your home it may be in your best interest to note unique features for future identification.


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