A chart that shows women's preference for penis length and circumference.
Where is the chart for gay dudes?
How about a chart that tracks words per minute out of a woman's mouth and concept's per hour that a man gives a crap about. If they talk about "Preferred Penis Size", "Burgers", "Cars", "Hookers", "Shopping", that might be 2 out of 5 concepts I could care about even slightly. (This was Nixta's idea, I can't take credit or responsibility)
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