Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend's from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl's, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.
Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you'll fall out of your chair.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Some loser douchbag's phone messages to a girl
This is going around VIA the following email about "Dimitri the stud":
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so this is real?? my friend forwarded this to me a couple days and ive been debating!! god i wish i knew what dimitri looked like...
it's a viral marketing campaign...
Dimitri better be the hottest thing since wheat toast cus with that attitude he'll be single for a while.
http://www.999mixfm.com/player/player?mediapath=&type=mp3&fi=files%2Fsrimedia%2FDIMITRI%20THE%20STUD.mp3&nid=743503&
http://www.eyeweekly.com/city/features/article/22843
fake
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If it was one of your friends in SF, why was it also played on a Toronto radio station, and why was Dimitri interviewed in a toronto area paper? Actually I guess a better question is... what was the point of lying about it? Why couldn't you just pass it along as something funny you found instead of making up lies?
Don't call me a loser douchebag!
I am a good catch.
I never said it was a friend of mine. I simply uploaded the audio and pasted in the text from the email as I received it. Chillax, ya silly goober.
"Quiz Show" taught America that everything on TV could (and is) a manipulative construct. LonelyGirl15 did the same for the internet.
Since Caveman sat around the fire lying about the hunt...there's been deception.
Let's enjoy it if its funny.
he obviously has an ontario accent
I recognize the voice as Mystery from the tv show The Pickup Artist. He's also in Neil Strauss's book, The Game.
I'm not saying though that I trust this message was truly left with your friend Olga. It's best not to trust anything on the net without proof.
Be that as it may, the message was pretty douchey and failed to demonstrate higher value (with me). But I'm not a girl.
Ask your friend Olga if Dimitry was like 6'6" and was peacocking (wearing items that made him stand out) pretty hard.
-erock
This can't be for real. I mean, no one is that big of a c*cksucker, right? The only thing that's selling it for me is his mild greek accent. And calling her "elegant." That's classic.
What an asshole!!!! How dare he make assumptions about her and say if she's not psychologically sound he's not interested. He only had a 2 min. conversation with the girl. Seriously. He's a whack job. not normal at all. i really hope she called him back just to say "fuck off".
OMFG - Real or Fake, this was f**king HILARIOUS!!!!!
seems pretty desperate for some guy who gets all the women...
*snort*
I'm working on a movie script. I'll be around all weekend.
That was fucking hilarious. Thank you.
Thank you for this! I'm putting it in my movie script that I'll be writing all weekend, so call me if you want because I'll be writing my movie script. If you have a medical condition or your mom is going through freaking CHEMO, don't call me!
What a NUTBAG!
he is gay! hands down. fag.!
"passive aggressive. you should look that up."
he's a prankster poet.
416 area code in the number he leaves her is a Toronto area code.
This web gem's been around since at least Jan 2005:
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?p=8410775
Why some douchebag usurped the clip to plug the Marina is what I wanna know.
Sorry, nix the 2005 part of the comment. Caffeine crashin...
Marina-pluggin douchebag still applies.
EXECUTE ALL VIRAL MARKETERS
man does this fellow have a problem!
i hope the girl NEVER called him.
He's Greek, his name is Dimitri... he's a fucking loser. He probably works at the fish markets. Writing a screenplay about what? Taking it up the ass?
Woooooooooow!
Fail on Dimitri.
Some people pay lots of money to go to workshops to get seduction techniques from him and other guys part of the speed seduction "techniques". Speed seduction is their "tactic".Research it and "be aware"
"if you have a personality disorder, don't call me"
because obviously there's only room enough in this relationship for one personality disorder.
i am a catch ...
ladies approach me 5 6 times..
- promoting himself up(to retarded people?)
i think u r elegant ...means i want to fuk u
dont call me if u have psychological problems, issues etc ...
- she now knows what is his problem clearly
Dimitri = closeted homosexual, clearly after "Olga" to please his parents.
That was incredibly entertaining.
Really i dont understand. Why should we care about this guy, his voice mail, whether its real or whether its fake. Its not even funny or smart? Did i miss the memo?
My guess is this guy will die a virgin. What a great catch he truly sounds like. He makes Charles Manson seem normal
That is brilliant ! What a saddo !
oh, come on. if this is real, dude has serious mental health issues. thank god olga found out now instead of when she went out with him........
Either a total fake or the biggest loser on the planet!
this is amazing......
Wow. This guy has really read the idiot's guide to reverse psychology and just ran with it…
I’d like to climb inside his head for a day… and take a dump in it. ;)
I'm not sure which is funnier, the message or the comments left by everyone!
Two words: DOUCHE BAG!
This is very interesting in that it is not funny at all. And it just screams "fake".
Real or fake, there are some self-absorbed pompous asshats just like 'Dimitri' everywhere you go.
In anycase, it's hilarious.
"I'm a complete catch!"
LOL!
This was funny but death to viral marketing!
I received this with a Toronto, ON, CDA phone number yesterday....it can't be real
Perfect example of a Borderline personality disorder with narcisstic features. Lack of identity is one criteria- that's right, many are bisexual-or seem gay, more moody and sensative than women, cut themselves, anerexic (women), and have major rage issues. This guy has RAGE. Always entitled-narcissism at it's best. That guy mystery has done well with his disorder-just don't get close- it comes out like poison.
Dammit, there's nothing wrong with me! I'M ONE OF THE FEW!!
this is totally possible. there are definitely people out there like this guy dimitry. a friend of mine was just like this. its totally wierd.
3 o' clock deadline!
Priceless!
Creep as hell....What a Wack
God, I came a little bit.
I with one of the anonymous postings.
What is funnier, messages or the comments made by everyone taking it so seriously!
However, he is clearly Borderline personality.
It is probably real, listen to this voicemail a guy left for me...
http://lastweeksdate.tumblr.com/post/40079271/sometimes-you-give-your-number-to-a-guy-even-if
oh hell yeah. way to start my friday!!
just like John Edwards, he is a stupid douche
if this is a viral marketing campaign, what the hell are they pitching? zoloft? wellbutrin? lithium? someone said they are pitching the SF Marina. Does this make you want to go to the SF Marina? I'd avoid it at all costs if they let douchebags like this in. If it is viral marketing, it is the worst campaign in the history of viral marketing.
Hello all - unfortunately, this guy is no joke. He used to be a doctor who got stripped of his medical license for sexually assaulting female patients. He now owns a company called "REAL MEN" which teach men how to pick up women. Check out hiw website www.dimitrithelover.com
Even better is the guy Alex on here that answers "Dimitri" is gay and goes on to call him a F-G. As we all know, this Alex is a clone for Dimitri
Its not a joke - its not a viral marketing campaign - this guy is a predator from Toronto - go to his website and see the bs he writes about he even testifies against women in rape trials
www.dimitrithelover.com
So yeah I’m a doctor (not) and I have diagnosed myself as being “psychologically perfectly normal” (that’s the correct medical term, by the way).
Thanks Dimitri, I’ll lose that number.
416... Toronto beware...
Dominic was a little hurried or tentative through the "I'm great in bed" part...do you suppose there might actually be a chink in his otherwise solid armour?
This is all the opening I require. If I can locate the elegant Olga, I too shall not play games.
Step aside Dom - - you are not the only catch in the city.
Petros
he sounds like the pwnerer.
what a douchebag.
epic fail.
Thank you for the best "falling out of my chair" laugh...EVER.
What a catch, indeed!!!
this just made my decade. thank you for posting this, hilarious!
From Petros
"Dominic was a little hurried or tentative through the "I'm great in bed" part...do you suppose there might actually be a chink in his otherwise solid armour?
This is all the opening I require. If I can locate the elegant Olga, I too shall not play games.
Step aside Dom - - you are not the only catch in the city."
Who the F*ck is Dominick?
Wow, what a douche!
I think i dated this guy once.
This guy has MAD GAME!!! ;)
I don't understand whats so funny. He sounds like a complete catch, doesn't play games, single, makes a lot of money. What else does a woman want? Olga must have been abused in childhood. She's totally a passive aggressive bitch.
I didn't find it that far-fetched. I've had guys try the combination of flattery and an implication that there is something wrong with you if you don't jump at this great "opportunity". This is the most extreme example I've heard, but it's as likely to be real as it is to be fake. Still funny.
This is great! I did the same thing and now I'm in a dead end relationship and want to shoot myself. Thanks Dimitri!
Dimitri The Lover is for real! You can hear a radio interview on his website a month before this incident (cropped version). Same voice, and he mentions his long-term long-distance girlfriend.
Dmitri? Dmitri? I'm sorry they jammed your radars, but that is what they are trained to do. It's initiative!
Yoni
He is the one with the problem. What a nutcase.
i think i went out with his sister another nutter it doing the rounds over here in ireland today thanks to 2fm
this dude sounds like any other marina douche bag...closet homosexual that secretly loves getting his anus smashed into oblivion by black men. dicks.....he sucks them.
3 words: Awesome. dot. com!
Hahahahahah Hahhaahaha HAaa haha.
omg - it has to be real. Because I can totally see some guys actually thinking this of themselves!!! And if they do -- hello loser! LOOL!!
Does anyone watch Kenny vs. Spenny? To me, this guys sounds EXACTLY like Kenny - and if they're from Toronto, that would make total sense. Because Kenny and Spenny are from Toronto. And Kenny would think doing something like this is funny. Am I nuts?
This guy "Dimitry the Lover", runs a workshop in Toronto teaching guys to be aggresive daters.
He leaves posters around the city advertising these group meetings. The posters themselves are two steps beyond borderline scary.
I don't think it's an act, I think he really is this messed up.
I believe blogto.com had an article up on some people who went to one of the meetings.
he obviously has an ontario accent
Hey, I was born and raised and lived many years in Ontario (two cities, travelled extensively) and that's not an Ontario accent.
I know a lot of Greeks. This sounds like them. I say it's real.
This is precious. Anyone who is "in writing a script all weekend" is a sure fire loooooser. As if the rest wasn't a clue.
Be ware the Greek man.
Dammit, there's nothing wrong with me! I'M ONE OF THE FEW!!
Omg the post is funnier than the actual message!
this dude is a complete idiot? even if she was interested she isn't anymore GOSH!!!!
the comment about the kemo is classic
What the hell?
Is he marketing a new product or something?
He is really strange & hilarious.
Holy Crap this guy is nuts. Hes the one with the psychological issues. Hes a nut job. He also sounds like a wife beater. Beware of any guy that tells you "what a catch" they are. If you cant tell right off the bat, it aint so.. she better change all her numbers and change her local hang out. she doesnt want to run into him again
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What's up with the flash frame at the very beginning with the pic of the guy with the bike and all the stuff attached to it???
I don't care if its real or not...its brilliant. In fact, I hope its not...and someone makes a movie out of it. Every single one of us knows a douche bubble like Dimitri. Someone should develope his character a little more, wade around in his swanky little swamp of OCD manifestations, and then expose his secret life as a "sub" to a big girl named "Spicy". Sweet action my friends, sweet action.
Hehe this is wunderBAD. He´s not nothing wrong with him except.. Damn do I even need to go there?
Made my entire summer a bit brighter.
does Olga know the local police departments phone number??? If so, she needs to get busy dialing that because Dimitri is very ill....but lolololllllllllooooool:)
Olga needs to call the local P.D. immediately! lol-no for real though-if those are real messages, Dimitri is very ill and needs a white jacket;)
definition of loser douchbag right there
The flash frame in the beginning is a shot of Dimitri at his "new job."
(See dimitrithelover.com)
I can't wait to see his movie.
OH MY GOD!!!! DMITRI THE LOVER!!! HAHAHAHA. He lives in Toronto, so meeting him in SF is BS, but he used to troll livejournal groups and blogs looking for women. That was like, three years ago, so he is very much for real. he used to have very distinct criteria ("if you have to shave every few days, I'm not interested" - dude's GREEK, he's not one to talk).
My friend and I tried to dupe him into showing us his peen (it didn't work, I guess we came across as psychologically unbalanced. lol.), so I have some old emails from him too. I wish that I'd screencaptured his old livejournal..
The guy is SUCH A SLEAZEBALL!@
Hahahah. This guy is rad and for sure is a killer.
I laughed so hard that I pee'd a little bit.
totally cringe-worthy! ;-)
That idiot just made me want to save my marriage just so I don't have to deal with losers like that!
OMFG.
Controlling much?
Newsflash, when a girl doesn't call you back after a few days, she's not playing games...she's just not that into you.
I can't even laugh.
He is such a dip shit.
real or fake, it was freaking hilarious.
reminds me of this clip...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNFKQy2AKbo
Ha! What a riot - I love how he says, "There's nothing wrong with me." Yeah except the fact that he's a psycho!!!
Even if it is fake, I've actually received messages like this on my machine, and if I knew how to post them on the web I would. You wouldn't believe the number of guys that actually THINK this is normal social behavior.
He read on the interweb somewhere that girls like guys who are confident... he might have taken that advice a bit far though.
Funniest shit I've heard in a while.
I agree with the above. There are PLENTY of people out there who act like this...Do you yourself not get out much to think that they don't exist? Get a grip. It's men like these that your mother tells you 'to get to know someone' or 'be careful when you date' because the world is a strange place at times and these people are your neighbors.
A marketing ploy for what? Scaring you into staying single your whole life because these scary people exist. Wake up people. As hilarious as it is...people like this has serious mental health problems and can be potentially dangerous and posessive...how do I know...because I just dated a pathological liar. Trust me...they are everywhere....
So be careful....and have fun in the mean time! Yay!
OMG ... what a LOSER. LOL .. but what a great LAUGH. LOL .. I can't believe people like that actually exist.
Hi,
This is Dimitri. Im very particular and would appreciate it if all of you would stop talking about me. I know Im a catch because my mom says so. I like elegant women who dont mind being questioned about there psychological history. I make very good money, and I dont feel the need to mention that. I dont appreciate you guys talking about me, so Ill give you until 3 o'clock tomorrow to stop this.
DIMITRI
This is hilarious! There is no such thing as Passive-Aggressive Personality Disorder. Maybe HE should look it up. Or better yet, look up Narcissistic Personality Disorder. He'll probably find a picture of himself!
You folks clearly don't know the SF dating scene if you think this is fake. Btw, SF is 415, and the Marina district would be where all the yuppies hang. Sounds plausible enough to me!
WTF! So this "douche bag" summed her up to have been Abused as a child, Anxiety disorder, timid and her mom is most likely dying of cancer...All b/c she didn't call THIS FUCKING PSYCHO LOSER BACK! WHAT A WHACK JOB! IT NEVER CROSSED HIS MIND SHE DIDN'T CALL HIM BACK B/C HE IS A CRAZY DUMB FUCK!
And she didn't call back??? I can't possibly imagine why, but hey -- someone else's loss is another's gain! I'm booking my ticket to Cali right now!
The guy sounds Canadian. How many Greek Canadians are there? This is fake.
the guy sounds like a psychopath who can't get over that women give cards/ numbers just to get rid of a guy...who said viral marketing--marketing what?
They had this guy on the radio in Miami. What a douche!
Oh My God! This is what is out there. Toronto/ S.F.beautiful sophisticated breeding grounds... Try L.A. where I'm marooned due to business. This is standard fare add in a flash car, a metro nail salon mani/ pedi and a tan and a lot of potential production deals. Perfection required but only in the women...the men are already there in their distorted view. Whew! Can we find a sense of humor in all of this? If I recall Greece and Albania are neighbors...just call me a Sworn Virgin after this posting. I wanna carry a gun and be a guy.
Heard this on WLS in Chicago yesterday - what a FREAK! Seriously - stay away from this guy. If it IS real - glad there are now pics of him on the internet so women know about him.
That sicko is real!!!
I found his website - just listen to the intrview:
http://dimitrithelover.com/
why did they blip the phone number?
It makes it sound fake.
If the phone number was there,
I would give this guy a call...
this is hilarious... apparently there is "Nothing wrong with him"?? Lol and he is a "catch". This is great... made my day. The funny part is that he really thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread... and after meeting her for two minutes tells her that she is passive aggressive. Too funny, poor guy--- he thinks he's so great he probably doesn't even realize he's a douche bag. lol
ahh- that's funny! i'd like to get some girls around to hand them their numbers and never return calls just to keep him busy. a telephone number somewhere far away so he can stay by the phone, waiting, hoping for a return call. my guess is he probably smells...
LMAO!!
Funny, this approach usually works for me! :P
This guy's name is not Dimitri, it's Gene Simmons from Kiss.
So, so typical of Greek men. You can bet he's a short, hairy little cheapskate with body odor. What idiots.
So, so typical of Greek men. You can bet he's a short, hairy little cheapskate with body odor. What idiots.
that was effing hilarious. i was laughing aloud. i believe it though, people are CRAZY.
Wow!! Epic Fail guy, Epic Fail
hahahaha. wow.
what a sad sad attempt.
"if you're psychologically normal...then call me" he should be asking himself that.
if this is real, this explains why girls dont go to club to pick up guys.
Whether Dmitri is real or fake, THIS SHIT HAPPENS! I got chills listening to it because almost the EXACT same thing happened to me last year (in Toronto, no less - wtf???) A man I talked to for ten minutes at a cocktail party lied to a friend of mine to get my number, called me an hour after I left that night, at 9am the next morning, and every day for the next week.
Obviously I did not call him back.
Then he completely snapped - he freaked on me for not calling him back and angrily started questioning my sanity for not being intelligent enough to see how incredible he was and to want to date him. He even harassed my friends as to what was wrong with me!!! - he was twice my age and I'm positive he's closeted - but regardless, it was terrifying and seriously disturbing. He was a completely delusional, bitter guy...they sound frighteningly similar. ugh. chills...
and I won't even go in to the 'present'he sent me.
Id like 2 meet demetri n get som coaching frm him.**!? NOT!!!!!
OMG What a huge megalomaniac.This is scary. Unbelievable.
"This is how its going to work". "I'm a great catch."
..yea if your into control freaks who think way too much of themselves. Real or not here is the perfect example of what NOT to do. If she wasn't on anti anxiety meds before you called I'm sure she is now. You are MESSED UP get some help. What a loser. Get a life weirdo and leave ALL the ladies of the world alone. Just to be cautious girls don't date anyone named Dimitri just in case. Not only have you humiliated yourself you have ruined the dating lives of all guys named Dimitri.
This man is disturbed. She should "RUN FOREST RUN"
If she did go out with this guy and wasn't on antidepressants she would be after dating him!
This reminds me of a Czech guy from Germany I dated who stared at my boobs the entire date, after showing up late because he said he had to carry his large screen tv upstairs by himself that he bought BEFORE our date. He kept emphasizing I wasn't like other women because I was different, I was intelligent.
I ignored his long-winded similar phone messages. These type of men (people) really exist . . . ughh!
i seriously don't care whether it's fake. this is genius. i am so sad he has already deleted olga's #.
I'd like to say first that I live in Toronto and this guy is actually for real..100% real as sad as that is. As far as his accent not being "An Ontario accent" - he is definitely greek, you can hear the greek accent clearly (I grew up in Greek Town and know the "accent" well) he sounds like the rest of us in Ontario do (to the person that said he/she lived here and travelled extensively here) he is definitely one of ours unfortunately...please don't judge the men of TO by this ass though, there are actually several men in Toronto who have "Noting wrong with them"-for real. For those of you who haven't had the displeasure of seeing him, here's what he looks like
(this is a real description)shoulder length dark hair (sort of like Fabio's style)he's tall and very puffy looking, and his face sresembles (in my opinion) a younger version of Sippowitz from NYPD Blue-again, no joke....he is NOT attractive and seriously needs to get over himself!!Oh, and he greases his hair back (I guess he thinks he looks sexy-VOMIT!!! There is nothing sexy about him so I'm not sure why he thinks he should approach women-the word on the streets here is that he stands around downtown and approaches every, EVERY woman who passes-he stinks of desperation and should NOT be giving out advice of any kind. A true asshole!! He's the reason decent single men out there sometimes have trouble getting dates-maybe the rest of the male gender should remove his man card, I think his penis was already removed... if it wasn't why is he overcompensating so much with his outrageous behaviour and tactics?? HMMMM
This guy is too fantastic for words...I just have to meet him...is he for real...He makes me want to call up ALL of the ex's that I ever called psychotic and apolise to them...this guys takes the cake...fanbloodytastic...
I love this man...can you send me his number? I'd like him to be the center piece of a script I'm writing for an undersexed verbal masterbater... God bless the triangle!
With 30 yrs. exp. in this field, it is my professional opinion that he not only suffers from God Syndrome, but is narcisistic and delusional; possibly with psychotic tendancies.
I have no doubt that he is completely capable of stalking and/or causing physical harm to any woman he comes in contact with. Not only does he not demonstrate any remorse for his own actions, his idea of sympathy is snyd and sarcastic; devoid of any true compassion. He sees himself as a God (God Syndrome) in that he is perfect "quite a catch" and "one of the few perfect men in the city" , angers extremely easily over mundane and inconsequential events and feels everyone should dance to his tune. He demonstrates extreme anger and obvious disrespect and hatred for (in his mind inferior)females.
Personally................ I'd rather be lesbian. (ROLF!)
This is gonna end up in a borat type movie. totally fake in my opinion
I live in London and met a guy just like this about 3 years ago. He was very charming, attentive and funny to start with so I gave him my number, and we made a tentative date. I phoned him to ask if we could change the day and that was it! 38 phone messages in the space of about 4 hours (I wish I had kept them now). He was so vicious and crazy that I actually went to the police but of course there was nothing they could do. Thank God he didn't have my address as I really believe he would have totally stalked me. The things he said made my blood run cold. Narrow escape - i saw him in his car about two weeks later and I actually ducked into a doorway in case he saw me. Take care out there ladies (and gents - bunny boiler's aboud!)
hahahaha typical american so far up himself that he needs oxygen to live take the little red pills definately a waste of space
You malaka you ! I hope you understand the word MALAKA.
People like you,are a disgrace to the Greek community. Stupid fuck . Get a life
i like the guy that said "typical american," when the guy who left those messages is from toronto. second, i can't beleive some jerkoff put "that made my third quarter." what an idiot.
I just need to know what "script" he's working on? Oh, the imagination reels!
Well, he is setting clear expectations and outlining his strategy. Guy is clearly a douchebag.
guy is a definite stalker and I would watch out for him.. he sounds possessed..
Loved the "Here's how I work..." line.
Also "The ball is in your court" Didn't George Costanza use that line on an answering machine?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_N._Sears
Just because he knows what he wants he becomes an automatic douch bag, why do you have to put him down, I say give him my number. I 'll go out with him anyday he sounds elegent!!!
867-5309 Jenny
That guy is my hero!!!
i don't care who you are, this s*&%is funny
"dmitri"
http://www.costaspanagopoulos.com/
wait, did somebody say dmitri teaches other guys how to pick up women like this? sign me up! if i could be half as fucking funny as the big d women would love me... or else i would verbally abuse their voicemails with haunting stats like how "i make a lot of money" and "i'm great in bed". seriously? kill yourself now...
Happy Bday Ken C.
Condolences to Olga. Clearly if she didn't call him back her mother must be dying of Cancer.
Send his phone number to Oprah or Dr Phil. If this is real, one of them will have him on their show and they will put him in his place (whereever that may be)!
This could be a great skit on Sat. Night Live.. LOL...
I could just see Will Farrell or someone like Ben Stiller, playing the part of Dimitri.
Dimitri should be on the "Bachelorette". We'd all have a good laugh..
A friend forwarded this and I have never laughed so hard. Man, I needed that!
And Thomas Sherman, you are HOT :)
oh i'm sure losers like him exist
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Dimitri isn't the only loser. Olga must be some ugly fat b*tch who is desperate for a date. I mean, she actually gave out her real number to this guy. So she must have liked something when they talked and/or is just very desperate.
This gives egotistic a whole new meaning! Hilarious. Made my day.
ahhhh, i don't know whether to laugh or cry at this!
i'm a Greek Canadian woman from Montreal & let me assure you all
a) his accent is real
b) guys like him exist
c) guys like him are the reason i usually avoid dating Greek men
although i must admit, Dimitri wins the gold medal in the douchery olympics
to all the hetero women out there i feel the need to say the following:
- not all greek men are psychos...some are actually smart, funny (not in the OMG i gotta spread this freak's words all over the net sort of way), charming and ACTUALLY “PSYCHOLOGICALLY NORMAL” as opposed to this slimmy douche
i read some racist shit being posted by more than just one person, & that's not cool.... every ethnic group has their share of sleazeball dirty men that make u wanna take a bath in turpentine & this guys is the absolute worst case scenario for a prototypical Greek sleazeball
just stay away from cheesy greased back hair & gold chains sisters … just stay away
Hey how about the guy's fautless delivery? Nor erms, ahhs, no pausing.
His voicemail technique was very good. I'm impressed.
There's no way that is real! If it was the audio quality would be way worse. Plus I don't think it is even possible to leave a 4 minute message. I call BS.
This is very funny but definitely fake - an attempt at viral marketing that has worked very well.
In fact it's a bit like this comment, which is intended to make you intrigued enough to visit our dating site. A video dating site that prevents daters from faking it and everyone is real.
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I can't believe you losers have this much interest in this foolishness.
GET A LIFE!!
That's F&*ked up!!!!
Abused as a child, brilliant!!!
Ha ha.
I think he should look up - "smalltalk"
Paul.
FREAK,this has to be a joke!
I so wanted there to be a third message. But Dimitri is a man of his word.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_N._Sears
A-holes like this guy are the reason it's so difficult for actual normal guys to get a date. Does anyone really think she's going to ever give out her number again after that?
This is great. Makes the crappy work day go by faster!
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Good Job! :)
Wow, Im amused by the collective North American ego. At this point I guess there are no witty ingenius quips left to express what a "douchbag" "fag" "greasy greek" "black men loving" psycho" this guy is. But what remains of interest is your collective reaction to "Dimitri's" message, real or fake. I bet it makes you feel so much better about your own past near-psychotic dating mishaps doesn't it? And for that, thank you Dimitri
By the way, in addiction to that last comment, wow, there sure are a lot of racist, sexist people out there just waiting for an occasion like this to unleash their ignorance aren't there?
OMG..I met this moron, he sent me the same messages THREE times but I didn't keep them,now I wish I had, I just got the email, this guy is so full of himself, what a whack job...he told me he was in medical school, same voice...He gives men suck a BADDDDD name...creeeeeeepy
Don't talk about my boyfriend this way....Dimitri is mine all mine, I will tear out your eyes if you try to go out with him...we had a momentary falling out, I am the "elegant one"..he isn't into girls thats how the "boys" talk to each other...Dimitri come home, I miss you honeybunny
Dimitri...I love you
Max
This guy has spent too much time with goats, anf if he ever wants to commit suicide all he has to do is jump from his ego!
The scarry thing is that there are probably more like him,
If he has so many women approaching him than why did he get out of a long distance relationship.
this guy was somekind of doc in canada years ago and he was brought up on charges that he was sexually molesting his patients as herd on the o&a show
“Oh My God”, I think I met Dmitri’s cousin or something, his name was Chris Cobb from Sydney Australia, he looked very Greek, and babbled on about how rich he was and how he travels the world also then tried to tell me all about this amazing wine collection he has and then I found out that all he did was work for sales at H.P. computers.
These guys are everywhere, do any of them actually have any friends.
I wish he'd hit on me, so I could be the crap out of him.
i dont think i have heard a bigger chode in my life. god that was gold
i heard this when i was travelling ireland in june and have now been sharing this with all my mates here at home in australia. this guy is hilarious. He has been globally nominated as the last guy on earth anyone would seriously consider calling..... unless you wanted to have a laugh at his expense.
It is amazing how these messages have brought inadvertant joy to so many people around the blobe.
so funny! honestly I don't doubt it is real, some greek men can be terribly intense like this! this is out of control though. wow his pride must have just been in overdrive at not getting a call back from this girl! thanks for making me laugh! yeah, the scary thing is that I don't feel that it's too far from the "norm" of intense drama king greek men! of course I know some great NON-psycho greek men, but others... well, they mean well but come across SO TERRIBLY!!! and a lot of times all they really want is to be a good person, good man, husband, father, etc. Just when they are "nifi-hunting" (Wife hunting) it can be horrendous!!!
(and hilarious)
http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/dimitri-the-stud-stalker-identified/
Hey - funniest moment of 2008,great to hear that again! from peter in ireland.
The only thing missing in Dimitri's list of accomplishments was "disease-free."
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Interesting words on Dmitri here...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_N._Sears
Ha! Where do I meet guys like that? What was he like in the bar I wonder? And how in the sweet chocolate Christ did he walk away with her number? He must be reading The Game or something lol.
Yeah, he's a douchebag, agreed, but why DID she give him her number, or say call me? I mean come on, mixed messages anyone?
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