Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Written by a 9-year-old. "How to Talk to Girls".

9-year-old Alec Greven is the author of "How to Talk to Girls".

Excerpt: NY Post

The fourth-grader from Castle Rock, Colo., advises Lothario wannabes to stop showing off, go easy on the compliments to avoid looking desperate - and be wary of "pretty girls."

"It is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewelry," he writes in Chapter Three.

"Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil."

He advises, "The best choice for most boys is a regular girl. Remember, some pretty girls are coldhearted when it comes to boys. Don't let them get to you."

Amazon: How to Talk to Girls

1 comment:

kathleen said...

"Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil."

Been saying that for years.

That's one smart kid. Took him much less life to learn what most people take years to: "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life/ Never make a pretty woman your wife."