"The front of the mock billion-dollar bill shows a picture of Rahr golfing with Donald Trump and Bill Clinton, and bears the slogan, "If I don't tell you how great I am, who will?" The back includes a picture of his $45 million Hamptons home, where he hosts charity benefits." (New York magazine: Introducing Stewie Rah Rah, Bearer of Awesome Business Card)
You're a total cock, but a funny one. I applaud you Stewart, well done!